Holiday Dad Jokes

Last year our dear friends & neighbors, Kristi & Jim, gave our family a book of "Christmas Dad Jokes" filled with charmingly corny jokes. We all got a kick out of it and it inspired us to write some of our own. We hope these original dad jokes bring you some joy: What type of train do polar bears ride?

The Polar Express What do you call Santa's dog?

Santa Paws Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cindy

Cindy Who?

Cindy Lou Who What is the Grinch's favorite holiday?

St. Patrick's Day because he never gets pinched Where did Rudolph win his gold medal?

The reindeer games What do you call a Christmas cookie on December 26th?

Stale What did one snowflake say to the other snowflake?

You look different! What is Santa's favorite show in Vegas?

Elfis.